08 February 2007
For Lack Of Anything To Post
Was thinking of posting a tag post of some kind. But I got this from my friend and it actually made me cringe and laugh at the same time. I've been getting a lot of these on texts and they are hilarous. But if anyone comes up to me and delivers these lines, I'd probably have a laughing fit and then barf.Crazy Pick-up Lines
1. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!
2. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, kasi lagi kita mamimiss..
3. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
4. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
5. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..
6. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
7. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!
8. Sana "T" na lang ako..
*** para i'm always right next to "U"
9. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
10. Ako ay isang exam...
*** kaya sagutin mo na ako...
11. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha!
May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** kundi ikaw..
Orange Git at 10:54 AM
